Lindsay Lohan Fails Drug Test - Not Going Back to Jail – Epic Fail Video

There comes a time when you lose your ability to feel sorry for some people.

After multiple arrests, rehab stays, probation, fines, lost jobs, and media scrutiny, it looks like Lindsay Lohan has finally screwed the pooch.

Lohan appeared in court this morning to answer to Judge Stephanie Sautner after violating her probation by testing positive to alcohol during a drug test.

Who could have seen that one coming?

It seems that Lindsay failed one of the two drug tests she took this week and that violated her probation.

Lohan is under house arrest at her Venice Beach home and is under strict orders to not drink alcohol or take drugs.

But as we all know, Lohan has been partying it up while on house detention, and even threw a BBQ party last Sunday for her friends.

Just a few days ago she told Life Style Magazine,

"I'm a very social person, and I like being outside, especially in Venice Beach. I'd like to get out more. Just going out and having dinner. It's a nice way to just be reading scripts and focusing on what I'm going to do next. I've been having a lot of work-related meetings. Sometimes my friends come over. When my friends come over, they're not drinking. Alcohol is not in my house, so it's just not a part of my life."

Lindsay, saying the words out load does not make them true.

She was also paid $25,000 for a 30 second video shot that was filmed at her home while under house arrest.

Sources say the District Attorney were none too happy that Lohan was throwing parties and flaunting her detention.

So this morning the Judge was expected to threw her back in jail!

But unfortunately, due to a technicality surrounding the testing dates Lohan can not be found guilty for the negative test result. Only in Hollywood folks!

It kind of makes you wonder how many chances this girl is going to get, and quite frankly is an embarrassment to the California judicial system.


That’s right, hard to believe isn’t it - Lindsay Lohan gets away with another violation of probation.

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Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 4 Months in Jail for Parole Violation

Lindsay Lohan was just sentenced to 120 days in jail for parole violation.

Lohan was in court today to answer to charges she stole a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store.

Lindsay is already on probation – and has been for several years.

Judge Stephanie Sautner said a trail for her charge of felony theft can move forward and that Lohan had violated her parole.

The judge ordered her to immediately begin serving a 4 month jail sentence for the parole violation, and required her to do 12 weeks of community service at a women’s shelter and the morgue.

She was led out of the court room in handcuffs, then downstairs to be processed, and finally to her jail cell.

Lohan’s lawyer Shawn Holley said a bail bondsman was standing by to supply the $75,000 bail money, and that she would immediately file an appeal.

And another saga of Lindsay going to jail begins….

Queue the tabloids and cover your ears.

Samantha Ronson Says She Will Marry Lindsay Lohan By Christmas

If lesbian Sam Ronson has her way, Lindsay Lohan will become Mrs. Lindsay Ronson by Christmas.

Ronson interrupted her live DJ session at a LA nightclub Tuesday night to express her unwavering love for Lindsay Lohan and promised she will marry the actress by the end of the year.

Ronson told the crowd at Chateau Marmont, "By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs. Ronson, and tonight shows the power of a woman, to underestimate that is to underestimate the world."

Huh? We're not sure exactly what she was trying to say, but we got the important parts. Chateau Marmont patrons say the nightclub has become a regular Friday night retreat for the young gay couple.

Not long after Ronson announced her intentions, Lohan was seen sporting an engagement ring on her wedding finger.

While Samantha spins her tunes waiting for Lohan to become her bride, the previously troubled actress is completing work on her latest movie "Labor Pains", due early next year.

The film stars Lohan as Thea, and is the story of how she pretends to be pregnant in order to avoid being fired from her job. When that gets her a lot of special treatment by everyone involved in her life, she tries to keep up the lie for nine months.

Mrs. And Mrs. Ronson-Lohan. It may take awhile to get used to saying that.

Related Story: Watch Lindsay Lohan In "Labor Pains" Movie Trailer
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Lindsay Lohan Turns Down $700,000 Playboy Offer

Lindsay Lohan, the lesbian leaning friend of Samantha Ronson, has turned down a $700,000 offer from Playboy for a topless eight-page layout in the magazines 55th anniversary issue for January.

"If there's nudity, then the answer's no . . . She's not going down the New York magazine road again," Lohan's representative told Playboy.

In recent months, Lohan and DJ friend Sam Ronson have heated up their romantic relationship calling each other best friends, and being photographed kissing and holding hands on the set of Lohan's latest film "Labor Pains".

It has been rumored the two lovers may eventually get married now that California has legalized same sex marriages, but neither Lohan nor Ronson has commented publicly.

Lohan is currently filming the comedy "Labor Pains" due out next year, about a young woman who pretends to be pregnant in order to avoid being fired from her job. When that gets her a bunch of special treatment by everyone involved in her life, she tries to keep up the lie for nine months.

Also due out next year is the romantic musical "Dare To Love Me", starring Lohan and Raoul Bova, where in the seedy underworld of 1920's Buenos Aires, Tango legend Carlos Gardel is involved in a torrid love affair with a prostitute and sees his life shattered when a bullet takes her life and pierces his own flesh.

Watch Lindsay Lohan In "Labor Pains" Movie Trailer


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